<div align="center"><embed width="400" height="300" src="http://winter.heartbrea.kr/1446926/1446926.swf"></embed></div> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #f261aa; color: #0900ff; font-size: 24pt">유머 게시판 이용자분들의 웃음을 책임지기 위해</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #f261aa; color: #0900ff; font-size: 24pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #f261aa; color: #0900ff; font-size: 24pt">성인유머 몇개 남기고 갑니다.(애들은 가라~~~~)</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #f261aa; color: #0900ff; font-size: 24pt"></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #f261aa; color: #0900ff; font-size: 24pt">배꼽 떨어질 준비 되셨습니까?</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #f261aa; color: #0900ff; font-size: 24pt"></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #f261aa; color: #0900ff; font-size: 24pt">하하하하 그럼 유머 일발 장전하고 들어갑니다</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><img width="200" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D91F03B3C130013" class="txc-image" alt="" /></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="color: #ff0000; font-size: 24pt">READ~~~~~~~~~Y</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #f261aa; color: #0900ff; font-size: 24pt"><br /><span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #ff0000">ACTION!!!!!!</span></span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #f261aa; color: #0900ff; font-size: 24pt"></span> <br /></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><img width="100" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D929E33244C002B" class="txc-image" alt="" /><img width="100" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D929F333B2E000A" class="txc-image" alt="" /><img width="100" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D929F3320F80032" class="txc-image" alt="" /><img width="100" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D929F333C290009" class="txc-image" alt="" /><img width="100" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D92A03325A6002A" class="txc-image" alt="" /></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18pt"><strong><font color="#ffffff"><font style="background-color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: Batang; font-size: 24pt">사오정 영어</span><br /><br /></font></font><span style="font-family: Batang; font-size: 18pt"><font color="#030066">1. I like Hong Kong: 나는 붉은 콩을 좋아한다.</font></span></strong></span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang; font-size: 18pt"></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18pt"><font color="#030066"><br /><strong><span style="font-family: Batang; font-size: 18pt">2. Yes I can: 그래 나는 깡통이다</span></strong></font></span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt"><font color="#030066"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang; font-size: 18pt"></span></strong></font></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18pt"><font color="#030066"><strong><br /><span style="font-family: Batang; font-size: 18pt">3. I can understand: 나는 물구나무 설 수 있다</span></strong></font></span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18pt"><font color="#030066"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang; font-size: 18pt"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Batang; font-size: 18pt">4. See you again: 두고 보자</span></strong></font></span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18pt"><font color="#030066"><strong></strong></font></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><img width="102" height="118" alt="" style="clear: none; float: none; cursor: pointer" id="tx_entry_95842_" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530CC36E46705C0007" class="txc-image" /><img width="102" height="118" alt="" style="clear: none; float: none; cursor: pointer" id="tx_entry_95842_" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530CC36E46705C0007" class="txc-image" /><img width="102" height="118" alt="" style="clear: none; float: none; cursor: pointer" id="tx_entry_95842_" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530CC36E46705C0007" class="txc-image" /></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18pt"><font color="#030066"><strong></strong></font></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18pt"><font color="#030066"><strong></strong></font></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18pt"><font color="#030066"><strong></strong></font></span> <span style="color: #ff0000; font-size: 24pt">노숙자의 침실</span><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">한 아가씨가 낮술을 먹고 어지러워</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">공원 의자에 앉았다.</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">주위에 아무도 없자</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">아가씨는 하이힐을 벗고</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">의자 위로 올라가 다리를 쭉 펴고 졸았다.</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">노숙자가 아가씨에게 어슬렁거리며</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">다가오더니 말을 걸었다.</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">"이봐, 아가씨! 나하고 연애할까?”</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">깜짝 놀라 잠이 달아난 아가씨가</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">노숙자를 째려 보며 말했다.</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">“어떻게 감히 그런 말을 저한테 할 수 있죠?”</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"> 아가씨는 화가 나는지</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">목소리를 높여가며 계속 따졌다.</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">“이 봐요-</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"> 나는 당신같은 사람이 접근할 수 있는</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"> 그런 싸구려 연애상대가 아니예요!”</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">노숙자는 눈을 꿈쩍도 하지 않고</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">아가씨에게 말했다.</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">“그럴 마음도 없으면서</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt"></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #66e8ff; color: #99004c; font-size: 18pt">왜 내 침대에 올라가 있는 거야”</span><br /></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18pt"><font color="#030066"><strong></strong></font></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><img width="170" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D935334366A0013" class="txc-image" alt="" /><img width="170" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D935334737C0034" class="txc-image" alt="" /><img width="170" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D93543435B90013" class="txc-image" alt="" /><img width="170" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D93543418520025" class="txc-image" alt="" /></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="color: #ff0000; font-size: 24pt"> </span><span style="color: #ff0000; font-size: 24pt">시험 답안지^^</span><br /><span style="background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt">중국집 아들이 국어 시험을 보고</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt"></span> </p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt">집에 오자 엄마가 물었다.</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt">"오늘 시험친 것 몇 점 받았니?"</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt">"한 개만 빼고 다 맞았어요.</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt">"무슨 문제를 틀렸는데?"</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt">"보통의 반대가 뭐냐는 문제였어요.</span></p><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif; background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt"></span><span style="font-family: 돋움,dotum,sans-serif"></span> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><br /><span style="background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt">"뭐라고 썼길래 틀렸니?"</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt"></span><br /><span style="background-color: #e545d0; color: #ffffff; font-size: 18pt">"곱배기요."</span></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"><img width="152" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D939C392B72001E" class="txc-image" alt="" /><img width="152" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D939C3905B40035" class="txc-image" alt="" /><img width="152" style="border: 0px none; float: none; clear: none; cursor: pointer" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/530D939D392814001F" class="txc-image" alt="" /></p> <p style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; font-family: gulim,굴림; text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><img width="809" alt="" src="http://i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net/uf/image/U01/ruliweb/5245A57F4756D60010" class="txc-image" style="clear: none; 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