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    약빨/욕설주의/번역) A Dream Ch.1-4
    <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201412/1419671141sGr5gJkPBlZclDJ.jpg" width="500" height="506" alt="13723.jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream" style="color:#0000ff;text-decoration:none;">http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream</a></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">제목: A Dream</div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">작가: totallynotabrony</div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <hr></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><i>작가 코멘트:</i></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>이퀘스트리아에 던져진 한 남자는 용기와 끈기, 그리고 인내심으로 세상을 바꾸려 했지만...매우 안타깝게도 그는 정신 나간데다 충동적이고 포니입니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>웃기는 냥이 비디오와 절묘하게 함께 있는 양말 안의 벽돌처럼, A Dream은 현실 세계의 시니시즘, 미국 총기 문화, 알코올 남용이 서로 만나서 사춘기 전의 여자아이들을 위한 쇼에 엮이면 어떻게 될지 보여줍니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>당신이 인간이 이퀘스트리아에 떨어지는 이야기를 쓰려던 때를 떠올려보세요. 하지만 명백하게도 자기 소망을 이루기 위한 딸딸이처럼 보여서 멈췄겠죠? 뭐, 이 이야기는 만약 미친놈에, 거의 소시오패스인 플리머스 발리안트이라는 놈을<span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"> 소개했다면 원래 스토리가 어떻게 됐을까에 대한 것입니다.</span></i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"><i>이놈은 당신의 양말속에 돌을 처넣고 경정맥에 칼빵을 선물해줄 겁니다. 그래야 그가 알록달록한 세상을 구하는 걸 끝낸 후에 테킬라를 좀 더 얻을 수 있거든요.</i></span></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-family:fbgreen, sans-serif;background:transparent;"><i>그리고 로봇들도요.</i></span></p></div> <hr style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">주의: 악빨, 욕설,</span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> </span><strike style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">시골뜨기</strike><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">, </span><strike style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">포니</strike><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">, <strike>꿈나라</strike>, <strike>식중독</strike>, </span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">한포니 대본</span></div> <div><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">Ch. 1-4 Applebuck Season [애플벅 시즌]</span></div></div><br><div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">도서관</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밑층에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소파</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잤다</span>. 그러나 <span lang="ko">이번엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">완전히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의도적이였다</span>. <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갈</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곳이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알자</span>, <span lang="ko">여기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있으라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">나도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돕는다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">꿈속에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">며칠이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지났더니</span>, <span lang="ko">걱정되기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작했다</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">혼수상태에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빠졌나</span>? <span lang="ko">뭔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미친</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꿈이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이렇게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">길어</span>? </p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">트와일라잇한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상의하려</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠재의식이면</span>, <span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>. 그렇지만 <span lang="ko">걘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하느라</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바빠서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대답해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">데어링</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시리즈를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">읽었다</span>. <span lang="ko">책장을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넘기다</span>, <span lang="ko">땅에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">흔치</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">흔들림이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">느껴졌다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">또</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐야</span>?” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">초가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지나서야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깨달았다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">나도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몰라</span>.” <span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밖으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">먼지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">구름이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너머에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다</span>. <span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">초가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지나자</span>, <span lang="ko">아주</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">큰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떼들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니빌로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달려오고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보았다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">트와일라잇은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끽하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함께</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숨었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">저놈들도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하냐</span>?” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뒤에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부렸다</span>. </p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대답하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았다</span>. </p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">천둥</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">치며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌진하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위로</span>, <span lang="ko">희미한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들렸다</span>. “<i><span lang="ko">이야아아아아아호</span></i>”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">소</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떼가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떨어진</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반향으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바꿨다</span>. <span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더럽게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">많던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">군중</span><span lang="ko"> 사이</span><span lang="ko">에는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">포니빌에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">닿기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전에</span>, <span lang="ko">소들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">근거리에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">멈췄다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">느긋하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걷어갔다</span>. 뒤에 <span lang="ko">핑키는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">펄쩍</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뛰면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이제야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">멈췄다</span>.” <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">아니</span>, <span lang="ko">근데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가시나들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왜들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기래</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오</span>, <span lang="ko">미안해</span>. <span lang="ko">본의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소란을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일으켜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">버렸네</span>, <span lang="ko">애플잭</span>.” <span lang="ko">그들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하나가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">근데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무릴라가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뱀을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밟고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놀라</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가지고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이야</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그러면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다음엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좆나게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밟으라고</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">날카로운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발굽이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있잖아</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">네</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말투가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마음에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">드는구나</span>.” <span lang="ko">무릴라의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">네가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바비큐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">통구이가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돼서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">접시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올려지지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마음에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">드는구나</span>. <span lang="ko">너보다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">질긴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소고긴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹어봤다</span>, <span lang="ko">십새캬</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">저놈이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">협박</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때문인가</span>, <span lang="ko">아니면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소보다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못하다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때문에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그러는진 잘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르겠다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곳에선</span>, <span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갈아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다짐육으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만드는데</span>, <span lang="ko">그거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가지고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">패티로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반죽해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맥도날드라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곳에다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">팔아</span>. <span lang="ko">진짜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맛있다</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">다들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">초</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동안</span>, <span lang="ko">겁에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">질린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">침목에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빠져있었다가</span>, <span lang="ko">핑키의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">킥킥거림에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깨졌다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오</span>, <span lang="ko">발리언트</span>, <span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바보</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같구나</span>. <span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">믿기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어려운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이야기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘한다</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">모두가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">웃었다</span>, <span lang="ko">그러나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">똑같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이유는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아닐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">포니빌의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주민들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떼에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밟히지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꽤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기쁜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">듯했다</span>. <span lang="ko">저기서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플잭한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">감사파티를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열어주자는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이후</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">핑키한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잡식</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동물이라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">증명하기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었지만</span>, <span lang="ko">걔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나한텐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">송곳니나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날카로운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이빨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지적했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그래도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못한다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뜻은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니잖아</span>. <span lang="ko">나중에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">죽여서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보여줄게</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">웃었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">바보야</span>, <span lang="ko">컵케익이나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹어</span>.” </p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오케이</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">마을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전체가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플잭에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경의를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">표했다</span>. <span lang="ko">황금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트로피가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">인</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">듯하다</span>. <span lang="ko">근데</span>, <span lang="ko">그게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떼에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">구한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거랑은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상관있는지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르겠다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">친구들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼마나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대단한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니인지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하던 거 같은데</span>, 계속<span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇의 연설을 가로막았다</span>. 잘 <span lang="ko">모르겠다</span>. <span lang="ko">왜냐면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찬스가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었으니까</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타났을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">땐</span>, <span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엉망진창이었다</span>. <span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비틀거리면서</span>, <span lang="ko">계속</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하품을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해댔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">안녕하세요</span>. <span lang="ko">이런</span>, <span lang="ko">이런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상까지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주시다니</span>... <span lang="ko">머시기</span>, <span lang="ko">무지하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고맙제</span>. <span lang="ko">트로피가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반짝반짝한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span>, <span lang="ko">헤헤헤</span>, <span lang="ko">가시나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">피부가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">까칠해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보인다</span>.” <span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">황금색</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빛에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비친</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모습을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">응시했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐</span>, <span lang="ko">아무튼</span>. <span lang="ko">얼마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">네가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었더라면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">큰일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">났었을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>. <span lang="ko">항상</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모두를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줘서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고마워</span>.” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없어지자</span>, <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">애플잭</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이상하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않아</span>? <span lang="ko">왠지</span>...”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">피곤한가</span>?” <span lang="ko">레인보우가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아픈가</span>?” <span lang="ko">플러터샤이가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">더러워</span>. <span lang="ko">왜</span>? <span lang="ko">아까</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">피부</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봤니</span>?” <span lang="ko">레리티가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">덧붙였다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">취했나</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">웃기기만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하던데</span>!” <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이후</span>, <span lang="ko">레인보우</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대쉬가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을관장에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">짓는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보았다</span>. <span lang="ko">가서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물어봤다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">거대한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">투석기야</span>! <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뛰어내려서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">착지한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다음</span>, <span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빨리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쏘아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올릴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">페가수스니까</span>, <span lang="ko">애플잭보단</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가볍겠지</span>, <span lang="ko">그치</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그럴지도</span>. <span lang="ko">왜</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐</span>, <span lang="ko">중량비에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주의를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기울였다면</span>, <span lang="ko">받침점을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중앙으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">움직여서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보완한다면</span>, <span lang="ko">확실하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">힘을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잃지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">속도를</span><span lang="ko"> 낼 수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>.” <span lang="ko">역시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">책이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">언젠간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도움이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">될</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었지</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보았다</span>. “<span lang="ko">뭐라고</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">중심점을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">움직이면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빨라진다고</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그때</span>, <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔다</span>. “<span lang="ko">어쩌다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그렇게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">됐다</span>. <span lang="ko">사과를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">피곤해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깜빡</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들었는디</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보니까</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">늦었제</span>. <span lang="ko">그래서</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돼제</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">레인보우가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">설명하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">점프대에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올라갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">즉시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뛰어내렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">그리곤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼굴로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">땅바닥에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">낙하했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어</span>... <span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">설명</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제대로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들었구나</span>? <span lang="ko">땅바닥이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니라</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">널빤지로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뛰어내렸어야지</span>,”<span lang="ko">레인보우가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. <span lang="ko">그녀와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수차래</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시도하면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놓치는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보았다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">애플잭</span>, <span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대체</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그러는데</span>? <span lang="ko">네가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니빌에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">운동</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니었어</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아니</span>, <span lang="ko">맞아</span>! <span lang="ko">이번엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘할게</span>. <span lang="ko">진짜야</span>. <span lang="ko">이번엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">진짜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">장난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">치고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제대로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뛰어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">볼게</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">잠깐</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;line-height:107%;color:#333333;">—“</span> <span lang="ko">애플잭은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그래도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뛰어내렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">레인보우는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발사되었다</span>. <span lang="ko">로켓단</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스타일로</span>. <span lang="ko">애플잭</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지원해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뛰어내렸으면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋겠다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">레인보우가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위층으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">충돌한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같아서</span>, <span lang="ko">그쪽으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">갔을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">땐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀가 이미</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떠나려고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">또</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐였어</span>?” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">힘들게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">온</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곳을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쑤시며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다니고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걔한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말해야겠어</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그래</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지킬게</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나중에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아왔는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불만스러워</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보였다</span>. <span lang="ko">듣자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하니</span>, <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">점점</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부루퉁해져서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공부할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기분이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">얼마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않아</span>, <span lang="ko">어느</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뛰어들어와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾아왔다</span>. “<span lang="ko">온</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">식중독에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빠졌어</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일인데</span>?” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">끔찍한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머핀이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었는데</span>, <span lang="ko">그게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">식중독에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸려두게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했어</span>! <span lang="ko">빨리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">와야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">심각한데</span>. <span lang="ko">발리언트</span>, <span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">혹시</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;line-height:107%;color:#333333;">—“</span></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">도서관</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의무</span>. <span lang="ko">알았어</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스파이크는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떠났다</span>. <span lang="ko">얼마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">흔들림이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">느꼈다</span>. <span lang="ko">창문</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밖으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내다보니까</span>, <span lang="ko">존나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">큰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">토끼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떼가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어왔다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">땅으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주저앉아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">존나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">처</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">웃기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작했다</span>. 아니, <span lang="ko">어떻게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어나는지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르겠지만</span>, <span lang="ko">재미있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하루가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되어가고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">스파이크는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">혼자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔다</span>. <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">핑키를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돕다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레시피를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">망쳐버렸다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. <span lang="ko">공짜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샘플</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때문에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">온</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">식중독에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸려버렸다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갖고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">핑키</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말로는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이상한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거라는데</span>. <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꽤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맛있는데</span>.” <span lang="ko">나한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보여줬다</span>. <span lang="ko">혹투성이의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">형태에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지렁이가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것처럼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보였다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그냥</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">버리더라</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">쓰레기</span>(trash)<span lang="ko">에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뒤진</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거냐</span>”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">맛있어</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">판단은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할게</span>. <span lang="ko">가끔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">식</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰레기통</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뒤지기</span>(dumpsterdiving)<span lang="ko">에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쿨한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">쓰레기통</span>(dumpster)<span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐야</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아주</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">큰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰레기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">버리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">통인데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">커서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">버리려면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기계가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요해</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">우와</span>, <span lang="ko">네</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">세계에선</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쿨한거야</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">존나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋지</span>. <span lang="ko">레인보우</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대쉬는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아무것도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아냐</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">나도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶어지는데</span>.” <span lang="ko">그는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">또</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다른</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이상한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쩝쩝</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">걔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">믿었어</span>? <span lang="ko">이번이</span><span lang="ko"> 첫 시작</span><span lang="ko">이겠어</span>. <span lang="ko">어떻게든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모두에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모두가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">진짜가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">설득할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼굴을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찌푸렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠깐</span>, <span lang="ko">만약</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스파이크가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그저</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상상</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">속에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꾸며낸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">존재라면</span>, <span lang="ko">개가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각하는지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상관없나</span>? <span lang="ko">여기서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미묘한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠재의식</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갈등</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어나고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건가</span>?</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이것에</span><span lang="ko"> 대해 </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이상은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각하려고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하진</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p>안녕하십니까, JKRowling입니다. 이번것도 짧네요. <strike>저한텐 좋지요.</strike></p> <p class="MsoNormal">제가 이 팬픽이 약빨았다고 했죠? 시리즈가 가면 갈 수록 약빨이 심해지니깐 기다리세요.</p> <p 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