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    약빨/욕설주의/번역) A Dream Ch.1-10
    <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201501/1420360728SlN4lnRjt1n.jpg" width="500" height="506" alt="13723.jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream" style="color:#0000ff;text-decoration:none;">http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream</a></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">제목: A Dream</div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">작가: totallynotabrony</div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <hr></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><i>작가 코멘트:</i></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>이퀘스트리아에 던져진 한 남자는 용기와 끈기, 그리고 인내심으로 세상을 바꾸려 했지만...매우 안타깝게도 그는 정신 나간데다 충동적이고 포니입니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>웃기는 냥이 비디오와 절묘하게 함께 있는 양말 안의 벽돌처럼, A Dream은 현실 세계의 시니시즘, 미국 총기 문화, 알코올 남용이 서로 만나서 사춘기 전의 여자아이들을 위한 쇼에 엮이면 어떻게 될지 보여줍니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>당신이 인간이 이퀘스트리아에 떨어지는 이야기를 쓰려던 때를 떠올려보세요. 하지만 명백하게도 자기 소망을 이루기 위한 딸딸이처럼 보여서 멈췄겠죠? 뭐, 이 이야기는 만약 미친놈에, 거의 소시오패스인 플리머스 발리안트이라는 놈을<span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"> 소개했다면 원래 스토리가 어떻게 됐을까에 대한 것입니다.</span></i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"><i>이놈은 당신의 양말속에 돌을 처넣고 경정맥에 칼빵을 선물해줄 겁니다. 그래야 그가 알록달록한 세상을 구하는 걸 끝낸 후에 테킬라를 좀 더 얻을 수 있거든요.</i></span></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-family:fbgreen, sans-serif;background:transparent;"><i>그리고 로봇들도요.</i></span></p></div></div> <hr style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">주의: 악빨, 욕설,</span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> </span><strike style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">시골뜨기</strike><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">, </span><strike style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">포니</strike><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">, <strike>꿈나라</strike>, <strike>로봇팔</strike>, <strike>독재자</strike>, </span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">한포니 대본</span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">Ch.1-10 Swarm of the Century [</span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">빌붙이말썽요정 대소동]</span></div> <div><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기가</span>?” <span lang="ko">애플블룸이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span>PEX<span lang="ko">에다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조종기를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뜻이야</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">팔</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아하</span>.” <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">멈추고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠깐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">왜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그런데</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없으면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">완전한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니거든</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같기도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하고</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">도서관</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나왔다</span>. “<span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">친구들한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올게</span>, <span lang="ko">스파이크</span>. <span lang="ko">그동안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">치워</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놔</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">왜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그러는데</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들었어</span>? <span lang="ko">셀레스티아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공주님이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오신데</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그렇지</span>, <span lang="ko">그년의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">독재</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정치에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따끔하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한마디</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶었는데</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보기엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않은데</span>. <span lang="ko">그건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그렇고</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떤지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올게</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">셀레스티아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공주님이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">독재자인지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몰랐는걸</span>,” <span lang="ko">애플블룸이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> 씩 </span><span lang="ko">웃었다</span>. <span lang="ko">작은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">교육하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">재미있겠어</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말은</span>, <span lang="ko">그분은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">항아리도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">팔지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않던데</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뒤로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넘어졌다</span>. <span lang="ko">아마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아닐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그때</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달려왔다</span>. “<span lang="ko">트롬본을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곳을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알아</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아니</span>, <span lang="ko">미안</span>. <span lang="ko">클라리넷은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어때</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한숨을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쉬었고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">굴렸다</span>. “<span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">패러스프라이트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">침략을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">막아야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하니까</span>, <span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">진짜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">진짜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">금관악기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">종류가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요해</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">저기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가봤어</span>? <span lang="ko">악기점에</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각이야</span>! <span lang="ko">나중에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보자</span>!” <span lang="ko">핑키는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달려갔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">패러스프라이트가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐야</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>. <span lang="ko">애플블룸은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">으쓱했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저녁</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">팔들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끼었고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">실험할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기회가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">결정했다</span>. <span lang="ko">조종석에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어가서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앞발굽들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조종기에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">두었다</span>. <span lang="ko">도서관</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">근처의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">화단에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꽃</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">송이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뽑을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다면</span>, <span lang="ko">만족스러울</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빗나가서</span>, <span lang="ko">강철주먹이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옆으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쾅</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">그러나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부서질</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정도로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">세게는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때렸다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">방금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐였어</span>?” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">창문에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내밀며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어</span>, <span lang="ko">아무것도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니야</span>.” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작고</span>, <span lang="ko">동글</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하고</span>, <span lang="ko">날개</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생물이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리 주위에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떠다니는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주목했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐야</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르겠어</span>. <span lang="ko">플러터샤이가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가지고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어서</span>, <span lang="ko">나한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줬거든</span>. <span lang="ko">진짜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">귀여워</span>.” <span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보더니</span>, <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">들어와서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자지 그래</span>? <span lang="ko">내일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하루가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무척</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">긴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하루가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">될</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꿈에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">처음으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조언을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">받아드렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">꿈속에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잔다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개념은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같겠지만</span>, <span lang="ko">다음</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넘어가게 하는 걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빠르게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해줬다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깨어났을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">땐</span>, <span lang="ko">도서관이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벌레들로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가득</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차였더라</span>. <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼굴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날아다니는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포함해서</span>. “<span lang="ko">으앜</span>!” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소파에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떨어졌다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비슷한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들었다</span>. <span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생물들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여기저기에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">허공에다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미친</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">듯이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찰싹</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때렸지만</span>, <span lang="ko">하나도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잡지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못했다</span>. <span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마리들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">책들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떨어트리기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">힘들게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">치운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건데</span>!” <span lang="ko">스파이크가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경악했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">얘넨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">또</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어디서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">스파이크</span>, <span lang="ko">얘네들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">처리하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도와줘</span>,” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대답했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안장</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가방들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">처넣는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해냈다</span>. “<span lang="ko">빨리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">플러터샤이한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보자</span>.” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">걘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동물에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니까</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문젤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해결할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방법도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">플러터샤이의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">집으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸어갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">그중에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만났다</span>. <span lang="ko">그녀의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안장</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가방들에도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생물들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몸부림치고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">트와일라잇</span>! <span lang="ko">너도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문제가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">심각하구나</span>,” <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그때</span>, <span lang="ko">레인보우</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대쉬가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벌레</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떼에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쫓기며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">붕</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하고</span><span lang="ko"> 날아갔</span><span lang="ko">다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">맙소사</span>! <span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어쩌면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋지</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">언제든지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">휴식을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">취하면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span>PEX<span lang="ko">에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">새로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">설치한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기계</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">팔들에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어봐</span>.” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">레리티가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대답을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하려</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했는데</span>, <span lang="ko">아마도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부정적일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거다</span>. <span lang="ko">그때</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">플러터샤이의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정문이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쾅</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열리면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수천</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마리의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생물들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쏟아져</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나왔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">휘둥그레졌다</span>. “<span lang="ko">오</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갓</span>, <span lang="ko">화염방사기를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">설치할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그랬다</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그때</span>, <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타났다</span>. “<span lang="ko">플러터샤이</span>, <span lang="ko">부탁한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가져왔제</span>. <span lang="ko">근데</span><span lang="ko"> 가시나가 </span><span lang="ko">뭐하러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이렇게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">많이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가져오라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span>...” <span lang="ko">벌레</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떼가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수레에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내려가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깨듯이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">치웠다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어쩌지</span>?” <span lang="ko">플러터샤이가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애원했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그래</span>, <span lang="ko">맞아</span>!” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">애플잭한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몰아내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">농장</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끄덕였다</span>. “<span lang="ko">좋아</span>. <span lang="ko">대신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너희</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가시나가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도와줘야겠제</span>. <span lang="ko">트와일라잇</span>, <span lang="ko">마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">래리티랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>. <span lang="ko">그럼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">녀석들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그리로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몰고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">간다</span>. <span lang="ko">레인보우</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대시</span>, <span lang="ko">마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">플러터샤이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맡아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줘라</span>. <span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마리도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놓치면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되제</span>. <span lang="ko">발리언트</span>, <span lang="ko">가만히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있으라</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떻게든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생물들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거대한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">처넣었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그리곤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숲으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">굴러갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">핑키파이가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타나서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무시했다</span>. <span lang="ko">아마도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중요한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아닐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깔끔하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숲으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">굴러갔고</span>, <span lang="ko">먼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곳으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">우리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해냈어</span>. <span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수고했어</span>, <span lang="ko">애플잭</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가시나들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">덕분이지</span>, <span lang="ko">뭐</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공주님이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오시기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼른</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아가서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">치워</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놓자</span>,” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제안했다</span>. <span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">플러터샤이의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">집</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쪽으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸어갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">기시감의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">느낌과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함께</span>, <span lang="ko">문이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쾅</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열리면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생물들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쏟아져</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나왔다</span>. <span lang="ko">이번엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">많은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">얘넨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">또</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어디서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>?” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">요구했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숲까지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시간은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없는데</span>! <span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어쩌지</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">불로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">태워</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">죽이는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옵션은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아직도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지적했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">날씨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">관리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">요원님</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">등장이요</span>!” <span lang="ko">레인보우</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대쉬가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">포니빌의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하늘은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레인보우</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대시에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맡기시라</span>!” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">라임</span>(rhyme)<span lang="ko">에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어리둥절했지만</span>, 가만히 <span lang="ko">놔뒀다</span>. 아직 <span lang="ko">할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이</span><span lang="ko"> 남았</span><span lang="ko">다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">레인보우가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벌레를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미니어처</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회오리바람을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">계획이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">성공할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보였는데</span>, <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">심벌즈를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때리며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타났다</span>. <span lang="ko">회오리바람이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그것도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹었다</span>. <span lang="ko">레인보우는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날아다니는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">강철</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">디스크에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">목이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> 잘도 </span><span lang="ko">피해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다녔지만</span>, <span lang="ko">통제권을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잃어버렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">생물들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">탈출하여</span>, <span lang="ko">포니빌로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날아가버렸다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">가자</span>!” <span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여섯들은</span>, <span lang="ko">아니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사실</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다섯</span>, <span lang="ko">핑키를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빼고</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따라다니면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">우리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도착했을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때</span>, <span lang="ko">거기에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">음식들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공격받고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그렇지</span>!” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">음식을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못하도록</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주문을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>!” <span lang="ko">그녀의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뿔이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빛나고</span>, <span lang="ko">마법을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쐈다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벌레가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">멈췄다</span>. <span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도중에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">멈췄다</span>. <span lang="ko">그리곤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">즉시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">음식이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><i><span lang="ko">아닌</span></i><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돼</span>, <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옷들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건드리지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마</span>!” <span lang="ko">레리티가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">질렀다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">트와일라잇의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼굴이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찡긋거리며</span>, <span lang="ko">웃음으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">번졌다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">풀린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주목했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">좋아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모두</span>, <span lang="ko">그렇다면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저쪽에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니빌이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">똑같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만드는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>! <span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있지</span>? <span lang="ko">공주님이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오시기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전에</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발굽을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어깨에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올려놨다</span>. “<span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">세상에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">온</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">환영해</span>. <span lang="ko">광기는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기분</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋지</span>, <span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그래</span>? </p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대답하기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전에</span>, <span lang="ko">폴카</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곡이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들려왔다</span>. <span lang="ko">뭐</span>? <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꿈에서</span>? <span lang="ko">주위를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌려보았다</span>. <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다양한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">악기들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고정한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">체</span>, <span lang="ko">거리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걷어가고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">이상하게도</span>, <span lang="ko">벌레들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따라갔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">셀레스티아가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도착했을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">외곽으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달려갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마차에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내려</span>, <span lang="ko">우리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반겨주었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오늘은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공식</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방문도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아닌데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니빌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시민들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이렇게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">행진까지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주다니</span>, <span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">감동했단다</span>.” <span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뒤에선</span>, <span lang="ko">핑키와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벌레</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">군단이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">행진했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아</span>, <span lang="ko">네</span>... <span lang="ko">네</span>, <span lang="ko">행진이죠</span>!” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">근데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미안하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니빌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방문은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다음으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미뤄야겠어</span>. <span lang="ko">갑자기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필리델피아에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도움을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">청하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐니</span>. <span lang="ko">정체를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벌레가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들이닥쳤다는구나</span>. <span lang="ko">그래</span>. <span lang="ko">굉장히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">성가시고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벌레</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떼가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">온</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뒤덮었대</span>.” <span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마차에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올라</span>, <span lang="ko">날아갔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">돌아와라</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더러운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">독재자야</span>! <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따끔하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko">마디</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해주겠어</span>!” <span lang="ko">셀레스티아는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같았다</span>. <span lang="ko">마차는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아오지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부루퉁했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">화염방사기는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잊어버려</span>. <span lang="ko">미사일을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">설치할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그랬어</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이상한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생물들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사라졌다</span>. <span lang="ko">다섯</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">핑키한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">구</span>(phase)<span lang="ko">를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깨달았다</span>: <i>have tuba, will travel.</i></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저었다</span>. <span lang="ko">저</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">핑키</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">요녀셕</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p></div></div>안녕하십니까, JKRowling입니다. <div>요즘 감기에 걸려서 힘이 빠지네요. 머리도 아프고.</div> <div>원본 핑키의 Have tuba, Will travel 은 고전드립이에요. Have gun, Will travel의 드립.</div> <div>한국에선 서부의 파라딘이라고 알고 있으시면 됍니다. 1957–1963에 방송된 서부 드라마입니다.</div> <div>우리가 알고 있을만한 드립이 아니죠? 이걸 알고 있을만한 사람들은 서부 드라마 팬이나 그 시대때 태어난 사람들 뿐일거에요.</div> <div>우리 발리언트의 미친 독재자 드립력! 어디까지 갈 것인가!</div> <div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201501/1420361121ZbgNbdLhGXpsKIFin9MS.jpg" width="439" height="615" alt="MV5BMTk3MzIzOTAyN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzg2NDAyMw@@._V1__SX1303_SY615_.jpg" style="border:none;"></div><br></div>

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