<div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201503/1427353889kHBYMhT6RKUQIdLwhcQ.jpg" width="640" height="586" alt="let__s_get_drunk_by_totallynotabronyfim-d5h2yzc (1).jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream" style="color:#0000ff;text-decoration:none;">http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream</a></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">제목: A Dream</div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">작가: totallynotabrony</div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <hr></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><i>작가 코멘트:</i></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>이퀘스트리아에 던져진 한 남자는 용기와 끈기, 그리고 인내심으로 세상을 바꾸려 했지만...매우 안타깝게도 그는 정신 나간데다 충동적이고 포니입니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>웃기는 냥이 비디오와 절묘하게 함께 있는 양말 안의 벽돌처럼, A Dream은 현실 세계의 시니시즘, 미국 총기 문화, 알코올 남용이 서로 만나서 사춘기 전의 여자아이들을 위한 쇼에 엮이면 어떻게 될지 보여줍니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>당신이 인간이 이퀘스트리아에 떨어지는 이야기를 쓰려던 때를 떠올려보세요. 하지만 명백하게도 자기 소망을 이루기 위한 딸딸이처럼 보여서 멈췄겠죠? 뭐, 이 이야기는 만약 미친놈에, 거의 소시오패스인 플리머스 발리안트이라는 놈을<span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"> 소개했다면 원래 스토리가 어떻게 됐을까에 대한 것입니다.</span></i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"><i>이놈은 당신의 양말속에 돌을 처넣고 경정맥에 칼빵을 선물해줄 겁니다. 그래야 그가 알록달록한 세상을 구하는 걸 끝낸 후에 테킬라를 좀 더 얻을 수 있거든요.</i></span></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-family:fbgreen, sans-serif;background:transparent;"><i>그리고 로봇들도요.</i></span></p></div></div> <hr style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">주의: 악빨, 욕설,</span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> </span><strike style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">포니</strike><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">, <strike>꿈나라</strike>, <strike>견과류無</strike>, 음모, 성반전, </span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">군주국</span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">Ch.2-13 Baby Cakes [핑키파이의 아이 돌보기!]</span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">받은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">메모를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조심스럽게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">읽었다</span>. <span lang="ko">속임수인지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해서다</span>. <span lang="ko">케이크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아줌마와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아저씨가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봐달라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">쌍둥이는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">최근에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">태어났었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이때까지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">케이크네는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌보는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문제가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었었다</span>. <span lang="ko">오늘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그분들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">큰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">케이터링</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주문을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">손봐야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해서</span>, <span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌보기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">목록에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떻게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상상할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었다</span>. <i><span lang="ko">나</span></i><span lang="ko">였다면</span>, <span lang="ko">나를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마지막에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뽑았을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거다</span>. <span lang="ko">게다가</span>, <span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">성</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반전</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때문에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의심을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하였다</span>.  <span lang="ko">여자로서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠재</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의식적인</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반응이라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각했으나</span>, <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여성이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">된</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">적은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">절대</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었기에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모른다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그런데도</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">적어도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그들에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">된다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">책임감이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">느껴졌다</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걷고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때</span>, <span lang="ko">큐티</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">크루세이더가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쿵쿵거리며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">발리언트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누나</span>!” <span lang="ko">스쿠틀루가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불렀다</span>. “<span lang="ko">반응생산</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">유압</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">장치</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">새로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">장착하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">관해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물어보러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔어</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아질산도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">추가한다</span>!” <span lang="ko">애플블룸이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">외쳤다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이상한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">책의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내용을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그냥</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따라</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거니</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">스위티</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벨이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">굴렸다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그렇더라</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쳐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">웃었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">알았어</span>. <span lang="ko">잠시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기다려봐</span>, <span lang="ko">곧</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아올</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">슈거큐브</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">코너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">안에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반겨줬다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">케이크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부부가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌봐달라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>?” <span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그래</span>. <span lang="ko">넌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">목록</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있데</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">있잖아</span>, <span lang="ko">그거에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그다지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았어</span>. <span lang="ko">저기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">케이크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아줌마</span>, <span lang="ko">아저씨</span>, <span lang="ko">여기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발리언트가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌보는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있데요</span>!”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">잠시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기다리거라</span>,” <span lang="ko">뒷방에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">목소리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대답했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">우리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기다리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동안</span>, <span lang="ko">문이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">캐러멜이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어왔다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그저</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">컵케이크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔어</span>,” <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주문을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">받았다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">거기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었구나</span>,” <span lang="ko">케이크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아저씨가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어오면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">애</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌보기에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말해주고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있거든</span>,” <span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">왜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후보인지를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶네요</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어머</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얘야</span>, <span lang="ko">우리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">첫</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">암말이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너였단다</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">사실이었다</span>. <span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우주의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니빌은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쏘세지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">클럽이다</span>. <span lang="ko">성차별과의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">첫</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조회는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각보다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전혀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달랐었다</span>. <span lang="ko">넌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거짓말을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했어</span>, <span lang="ko">돈</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">드라퍼</span>. (Don Draper: Mad Men<span lang="ko">의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">캐릭터</span>)</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">하지만요</span>, <span lang="ko">왜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">절</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">신뢰하시나요</span>? <span lang="ko">핑키보다</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">일거리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원하니</span>, <span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원하니</span>?” <span lang="ko">케이크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아저씨가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">뭐</span>, <span lang="ko">그렇게 </span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">아저씨가 </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">심술궂게</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">나온다면</span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">, </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">적어도</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">난</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">그를</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">공포에</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">떨게</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">만들</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">수</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">있다</span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">. </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">난</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">캐러멜을</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">잡고</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">그녀와</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">입</span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">맞추었다</span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">호모나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">세상에</span>!” <span lang="ko">케이크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아줌마가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">질렀다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">여기서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">썩</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꺼져</span>!” <span lang="ko">그녀의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그르렁거렸다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자유다</span>!” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">튀었다</span>. <span lang="ko">나에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋게도</span>, <span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우주에도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">케이크네는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동성애</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공포증이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">안녕</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얘들아</span>,” <span lang="ko">아직도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바깥에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기다리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">크루세이더에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">태워다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있지</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">타</span>,” <span lang="ko">스쿠틀루가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">막</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누나네로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갈려던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">참이었어</span>.” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올라가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거리로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내려갔다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아까</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">네</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">질문에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">답하는데</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">반응생산</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">유압</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">장치와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아질산은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">간지나겠는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span>. <span lang="ko">이게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">증기력이라서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떻게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르겠지만</span>, <span lang="ko">잘하길</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바래</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부티크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앞에다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주차했다</span>. <i><span lang="ko">전술</span><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><span lang="ko">보급품은</span><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><span lang="ko">여기서</span><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><span lang="ko">공급</span></i><span lang="ko">이라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">창문에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">표지가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰여있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">저번에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">캔틀롯</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가든파티에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">선보인</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">패스트로프는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수요가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">급등했다</span>. <span lang="ko">인간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">세계의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대부분</span><span lang="ko"> </span>‘<span lang="ko">전술</span>’ <span lang="ko">물건들은</span>, 99%<span lang="ko">는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">간지나려고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거지</span>, <span lang="ko">디자인에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따라서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제대로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없다</span>. <i><span lang="ko">전술간지</span>. </i></p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">인사하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그곳에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">언제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는지를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물어봤다</span>. <span lang="ko">스위티</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벨은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하는지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다</span>. <span lang="ko">그러므로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">친구들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대화에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">흥미를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가지게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방지했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">레리티는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시간이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요하다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말해줬다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끄덕이고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아갔다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">트와일라잇은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">증류기에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알코올을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">채취한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다음</span>, <span lang="ko">여러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">과학적</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">과정으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">실험했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">번</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맛봤니</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어</span>, <span lang="ko">스파이크의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반응</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보고</span>, <span lang="ko">이걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">네</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼굴을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봤으니까</span>, <span lang="ko">이걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먼저</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알아야겠다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각했었어</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그래서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발견했는데</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐</span>, <span lang="ko">이거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">진짜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오염됐어</span>. <span lang="ko">여러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불순물을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꺼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">집어낼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었어</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">존나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋군</span>. <span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">칵테일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만들자</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">확실해</span>?” <span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바라보았다</span>. <span lang="ko">또렷하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못마땅해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">네가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마신다면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마실게</span>.” <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">과일주스</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">냉장고에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꺼냈다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">블렌드를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">섞어서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">실험</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">삼아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마셨다</span>. <span lang="ko">아마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">순수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">에탄올에는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그다지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">향미가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더해지지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같다</span>. <span lang="ko">뭐가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빠졌지</span>? <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게피</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조금과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바닐라와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맥아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넣어서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시도해봤다</span>. <span lang="ko">앗싸</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">트와일라잇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앞에다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하나를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놓았다</span>. <span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">응시했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아주</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쉬워</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. <span lang="ko">꿀꺽</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">음료를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한입에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마시는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">본</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">휘둥그래졌다</span>. “<span lang="ko">원래</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청나게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">강하다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각했는데</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그랬다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조심해야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">된다</span>. <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몸무게가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">평균치보다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">낮은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것뿐만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니라</span>, <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불쌍한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">간은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알코올을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떻게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다룰지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모른다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">시도해봐</span>. <span lang="ko">좋아할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">실험</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">삼아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마셨고</span>, <span lang="ko">그다음에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">큰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모금을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마셨다</span>. “<span lang="ko">생각보다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꽤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">괜찮은데</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원해</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">트와일라잇은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">망설이었지만</span>, <span lang="ko">보자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부작용이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">느껴지지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그래</span>.” <span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나머지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">첫</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잔을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끝냈다</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">음료</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만들었을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때</span>, <span lang="ko">알코올</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작용이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어오기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">얼마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않아</span>, <span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">취했다</span>. <span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상당해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우스꽝스러웠다</span>. <span lang="ko">그건</span>, <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소파</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옆으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">까지다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">취해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걷지도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못하겠지만</span>, <span lang="ko">나쁜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곧</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">확실히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보인다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“오, <span lang="ko">아무것도</span>.” <span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미소</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">갑작스러운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">섬광이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타나</span>, <span lang="ko">주황색</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">난데없이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타났다</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가격하여</span>, <span lang="ko">그는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의식을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잃고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넘어졌다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">넌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우주의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발리언트인가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보구나</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그래</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맞아</span>. <span lang="ko">네</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">순결을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보호하러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔지</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말인데</span>: <span lang="ko">우엑</span>. <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고마워</span>. <span lang="ko">근데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떻게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔어</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시간과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공간의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비밀을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">딱</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발견했어</span>. <span lang="ko">별거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니야</span>.” <span lang="ko">우와</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저렇게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">척하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">듯이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들리지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았으면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋겠다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그래서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엿먹이고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾아냈어</span>? <span lang="ko">아니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우릴</span>?” <span lang="ko">소파에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어나려고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몸부림쳤다</span>. “<span lang="ko">뭔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마실래</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">시간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없어</span>. <span lang="ko">이건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중요해</span>. <span lang="ko">누가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">음모</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뒤에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발견했어</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누구인지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전에</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">헛디디어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바닥과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불쾌한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만남을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가졌다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지구에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아침</span> 6<span lang="ko">시</span> 30<span lang="ko">분이다</span>. <span lang="ko">햇빛이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">창문</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">블라인드에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기어오르기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작했다</span>. <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숙취는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아까보다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">약간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋아졌다</span>. <span lang="ko">포니인</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가지려던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숙취보다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지구에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어젯밤에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기억하려</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여행이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작하기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이다</span>. <span lang="ko">그때는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">금요일이었다</span>. <span lang="ko">당연하게도</span>, <span lang="ko">거기엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">술이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자신을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안다면</span>, <span lang="ko">아마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">테킬라를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">처마셨을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거다</span>. <span lang="ko">멕시칸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몬스터가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">항상</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애꿎은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">장난에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">역할을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하였다</span>.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그곳엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꼬신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여자가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그렇지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">냉정했다</span>. <span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">선글라스도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벗지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">움직였는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무언가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">팔을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰다듬었다</span>. <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">침대</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옆에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여자애가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">솔직히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르겠다</span>. <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">항상</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거기에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">술</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">취해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았거나</span>, <span lang="ko">아니면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">새로운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것일지도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모른다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">팔을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찔렀다</span>. “<span lang="ko">야</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소곤거렸다</span>. “<span lang="ko">네</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이름이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했더라</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뒤척였다</span>. “<span 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