<div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201503/14276975863ZpUtPH3rJuK.jpg" width="640" height="586" alt="let__s_get_drunk_by_totallynotabronyfim-d5h2yzc (1).jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream" style="color:#0000ff;text-decoration:none;">http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream</a></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">제목: A Dream</div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">작가: totallynotabrony</div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <hr></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><i>작가 코멘트:</i></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>이퀘스트리아에 던져진 한 남자는 용기와 끈기, 그리고 인내심으로 세상을 바꾸려 했지만...매우 안타깝게도 그는 정신 나간데다 충동적이고 포니입니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>웃기는 냥이 비디오와 절묘하게 함께 있는 양말 안의 벽돌처럼, A Dream은 현실 세계의 시니시즘, 미국 총기 문화, 알코올 남용이 서로 만나서 사춘기 전의 여자아이들을 위한 쇼에 엮이면 어떻게 될지 보여줍니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>당신이 인간이 이퀘스트리아에 떨어지는 이야기를 쓰려던 때를 떠올려보세요. 하지만 명백하게도 자기 소망을 이루기 위한 딸딸이처럼 보여서 멈췄겠죠? 뭐, 이 이야기는 만약 미친놈에, 거의 소시오패스인 플리머스 발리안트이라는 놈을<span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"> 소개했다면 원래 스토리가 어떻게 됐을까에 대한 것입니다.</span></i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"><i>이놈은 당신의 양말속에 돌을 처넣고 경정맥에 칼빵을 선물해줄 겁니다. 그래야 그가 알록달록한 세상을 구하는 걸 끝낸 후에 테킬라를 좀 더 얻을 수 있거든요.</i></span></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-family:fbgreen, sans-serif;background:transparent;"><i>그리고 로봇들도요.</i></span></p></div></div> <hr style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">주의: 악빨, 욕설,</span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <strike>시골뜨기</strike>, </span><strike style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">포니</strike><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">, <strike>꿈나라</strike>, 술, <strike>자본주의</strike>, <strike>공산주의</strike>, 음모, </span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">군주국, 한포니 대본</span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">Ch.2-15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 [스위트 애플 농장의 위기!]</div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div></div> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마시러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갈래</span>?” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미친년이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">죽빵</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맞고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶나</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중얼거렸다</span>. “<span lang="ko">아직</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떴어</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">군중들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물려오기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">왜</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그게</span>, <span lang="ko">사이다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시즌이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오늘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작하거든</span>.” <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들떴다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">우리한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이다를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시즌이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다고</span>?’</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어때</span>. <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저번</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달부터</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">계속</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말해왔잖아</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이상하네</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기억이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나는데</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">올</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어</span>, <span lang="ko">네가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋아한다면야</span>, <span lang="ko">가지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐</span>.” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소파에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어났다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">신난다</span>!” <span lang="ko">스파이크가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">사이다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시즌이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오늘이라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사파이어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시즌은</span> 30<span lang="ko">일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남았다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거네</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">누가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋아하겠어</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빼고</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어</span>, <span lang="ko">엄밀히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따지면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미네랄이야</span>.” <span lang="ko">스파이크가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">으쓱했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어때</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스위트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">농장으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떠났다</span>. <span lang="ko">거기엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이미</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수많은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">우와</span>!” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">마실</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남아야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">텐데</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안녕하제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇</span>, <span lang="ko">스파이크</span>, <span lang="ko">발리언트</span>,” <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리쳤다</span>. “<span lang="ko">다들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">집중</span>! <span lang="ko">그럼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올해의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시즌을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작합니다</span>!”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">군중에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떨어져서</span>, <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가족을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돕기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작했다</span>. <span lang="ko">비트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걷는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잔을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나누어주었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">우리의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차례가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때</span>, <span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">특별</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이다를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주문했다</span>. <span lang="ko">뭐가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차이가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르겠다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">평소에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">살</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이다랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다른</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">가문의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비밀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조리법이제</span>,” <span lang="ko">스미스</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할머니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대답했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">건배하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐</span>. <span lang="ko">벌컥벌컥</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마셨다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">호두잖아</span>!” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리치며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바닥으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떨어졌다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니빌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병원으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">데려갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아닌데</span>, <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보험</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이유로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요했다</span>. <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사과하러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타났다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">사이다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">파는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도와줘야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않아</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">벌써</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">팔렸다</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">자주</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이여</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">매년마다</span>. <span lang="ko">내일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">많들기다</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">견과류가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어갔다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말해줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">순</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었니</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">미안하다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">슈거슈브</span>. <span lang="ko">마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주의를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">딴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뒀제</span>. <span lang="ko">방금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사촌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">브레이번한테서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">편지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">받았다</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">버팔로에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">짓밟았던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알았는데</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그랬지</span>. <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사촌이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">죽었다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알아냈제</span>!”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소식이네</span>. <span lang="ko">그런데도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꽤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오래</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸렸네</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> “<span lang="ko">뭐</span>, <span lang="ko">혼수상태에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깨어났다</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오랫동안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">혼수에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었어</span>?” <span lang="ko">애플루사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대학살이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개월이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같았다</span>. “<span lang="ko">얼마나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다쳤는데</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">세</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다리</span>, <span lang="ko">귀</span>, <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">세</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다리</span>, <span lang="ko">귀</span>, <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈</span><i>, </i><i><span lang="ko">뭐라고</span></i>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">절단해야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했었다</span>.” <span lang="ko">그녀의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">귀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떨거졌다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">아이구</span>. “<span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">야</span>, <span lang="ko">적어도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">살아있잖아</span>!”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">얼굴이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밝아진</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끄덕였다</span>. “<span lang="ko">사촌이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곧</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방문하러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">온다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">잠시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머문다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐시기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하더라</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">오</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갓</span>, <span lang="ko">죄책감이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">죽이려고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한다</span>. <span lang="ko">만약</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그것에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">책임을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넘기면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">구체적이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶다면</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대학살에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">책임이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었을지도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모른다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">다음날</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스위트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">농장에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니들에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">술</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넣은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이다를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">팔려</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">그다지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘되지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">이상한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기계가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가판대로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔다</span>. <span lang="ko">말쑥한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">복장을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나와서</span>, <span lang="ko">웃으면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우리에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔가를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">팔려는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">투명하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보였다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">행상인</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">멀리에서도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알아볼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">형제들의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이름은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">플림과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">플램이였다</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">예상했던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">틀림없이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반드러운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">새끼들이다</span>. <span lang="ko">그들의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이름이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불쾌하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했지만</span>, <span lang="ko">어떤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이유로는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누구도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알아채지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못했다</span>. <font size="1" color="#7f7f7f">(Flimflam: <span lang="ko">사기꾼이라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뜻</span>)</font></p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">괜찮은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">음악</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후</span>, <span lang="ko">그들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가족이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사업제휴를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만들려</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아갔다</span>. </p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해요</span>,” <span lang="ko">빅</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">매킨토시가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">단호하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">처음으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">단어를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">결합하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깨달았다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어쩔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없죠</span>. <span lang="ko">여러분을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동업</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제안을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건데</span>, <span lang="ko">그럼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지금부터는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경쟁자네요</span>. <span lang="ko">누가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">많은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이다를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경쟁하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어때요</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">상대도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">될</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기다</span>,” <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">사실</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끼어들었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">이거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쉬워</span>. <span lang="ko">자본주의라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>. <span lang="ko">얼마나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘하는지에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따라서</span>, <span lang="ko">경쟁하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사업이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">성공하거나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">실패하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거지</span>. <span lang="ko">사과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">파이같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미국다운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그것참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미국같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들린다</span>,” <span lang="ko">애플블룸이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">근데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뜻이여</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">언젠간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>, <span lang="ko">네팔렘이여</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">플림과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">플램을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마주</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봤다</span>. “<span lang="ko">신사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여러분</span>, <span lang="ko">자네들의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물품을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋고</span>, <span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싸고</span>, <span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빨리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만드는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">권장하겠습니다</span>. <span lang="ko">혁신은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">삶의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">질을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">추진하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거죠</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">장난하노</span>?” <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리쳤다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">에이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걱정하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마</span>,” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">또한</span>, <span lang="ko">외부인을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">신용하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미국식이지</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">형제들에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마주</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봤다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그래서</span>, <span lang="ko">너희</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">둘이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경쟁하기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타나서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">최고의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">실력을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발휘해봐</span>. <span lang="ko">만약</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너희가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지면</span>, <span lang="ko">우리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너흴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">철도에다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">묶어버릴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거다</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">둘은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">초조하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">웃으면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기계에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">타고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오후에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사촌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">브레이번이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타났다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기차역에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">데리러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도와줬다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">안녕하나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사촌</span>.” <span lang="ko">브레이번은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">붕대에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">감겨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한쪽은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기형이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되어있었고</span>, <span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밟힌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">세</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오싹하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하였다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">만나서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반갑데이</span>,” <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">목소리에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안간힘을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">구체적으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맞았지만</span>, <span lang="ko">그는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전혀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">괜찮아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보이지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플잭을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">휠체어를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밀었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머문다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">농장까지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밀어주고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아갔다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">브레이번을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">본</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때문에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">죄책감이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">느껴졌다</span>. <span lang="ko">운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋게도</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔가를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그것은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">네가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사실</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">인간이었다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아이디어를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">망설이며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">받아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들었지만</span>, <span lang="ko">아직</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비밀을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">털어놓을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">준비가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">해가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후</span>, <span lang="ko">핑키와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">농장으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몰래</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠입해</span>, <span lang="ko">브레이번을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">침대에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">납치했다</span>. <span lang="ko">꽤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쉬웠다</span>. <span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">휠체어가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옆에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠귀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어두웠다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">인정하건대</span>, <span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아마도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">슈거큐브</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">코너의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지하실</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">테이블에다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">묶지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았어야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깨어났을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">존나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">많이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">당황했었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">셀레스티아시여</span>! <span lang="ko">저로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하려는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거죠</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">우와</span>, <span lang="ko">진정해</span>,” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도와주려고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>. <span lang="ko">핑키</span>, <span lang="ko">칼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>?” <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">푸주칼을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건네줬다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐—이건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">또</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어디서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">났어</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">으쓱했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">여기저기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아다니더라</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니잖아</span>, <span lang="ko">핑키</span>! <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정밀한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">메스를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원했지</span>, <span lang="ko">시벌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">푸주칼이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니라고</span>! <span lang="ko">이건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자르는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>. <span lang="ko">얜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이미</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘려있잖아</span>!”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">제발</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">살려줘</span>,” <span lang="ko">브레이번이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끽소리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">냈다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">입</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">닥쳐라</span>.” <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">증류기에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꺼낸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알코올</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">입에다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">박아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넣었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">초</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쥐고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. </p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">캑캑거려서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숨을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쉬게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해줬다</span>. “<span lang="ko">이건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">또</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐야</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">네가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나이가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말해줄게</span>.” <span lang="ko">나도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">크게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꿀꺽꿀꺽</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마셨다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">버리고</span>, <span lang="ko">자르기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">다음</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아침은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맑고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">투명했다</span>. <span lang="ko">자본주의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시범하기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">딱</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날이다</span>. <span lang="ko">엿이나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹어라</span>, <span lang="ko">공산주의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니들아</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">시장이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경기를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가장</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">많은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소다를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">팀이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">승리하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">겁니다</span>. <span lang="ko">정확히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">통의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개수를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">셀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">겁니다</span>. <span lang="ko">우승한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">팀이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니빌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">판매</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">독점권을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차지하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거죠</span>! <span lang="ko">플림</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">플램</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">형제와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플가족의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경기입니다</span>!”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기계</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게으르게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">형제들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보았다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸어가서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그래서</span>, <span lang="ko">어느</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니이면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">참가해도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거지</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그렇지</span>,” <span lang="ko">플림이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잔잔하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">쿨</span>. <span lang="ko">야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">브레이번</span>!”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">군중에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놀란</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">헉소리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">포니들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물러서고</span>, <span lang="ko">수말이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나타나서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸어왔다</span>. <span lang="ko">한걸음</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한걸음에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">철커덕거리며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">세</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">철로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만들어졌다</span>. <span lang="ko">다리의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기어가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">노출되고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">액추에이터가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보였다</span>. <span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리통</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">절반이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">철로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">덮였는데</span>, <span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">귀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기계장치로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">교체됐다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">부품들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맞지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았다</span>. <span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부품들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">구석에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놓여있었던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">암말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">크기의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나왔으니까</span>. <span lang="ko">브레이번을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고통을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">느낄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정도로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">술</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">취하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하고</span>, <span lang="ko">나머지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알코올을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도구</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">살균할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후</span>, <span lang="ko">핑키와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밤새</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조립했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">생전에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이보그를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">본</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">적이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니빌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주민들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놀라서</span>, <span lang="ko">소리치며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도망갔다</span>. </p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어</span>, <span lang="ko">플림</span>?” <span lang="ko">플램이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그래</span>, <span lang="ko">형제여</span>?”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">애플가족이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경쟁하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않아졌어</span>.” <span lang="ko">그들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기계에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">타고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봉하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떠났다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">브레이번</span>, <span lang="ko">세상에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거여</span>?” <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">발리언트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">선생님이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걷게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하여줬어</span>.” <span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한쪽으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기울어진</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미소를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지었다</span>. <span lang="ko">왜냐하면</span>, <span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼굴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반쪽이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없어졌으니까</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">발리언트는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의사양반이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니다</span>,” <span lang="ko">애플블룸이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<i><span lang="ko">아니라고</span></i>?” <span lang="ko">브레이번이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리쳤다</span>.<br>“<span lang="ko">그래</span>, <span lang="ko">넌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">절대로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찬성</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했겠지</span>. <span lang="ko">만약</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해부학에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아무것도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몰랐다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하면</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어쨌든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">절대로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찬성</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했잖아</span>!”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">야</span>, <span lang="ko">넌</span><span lang="ko"> </span>600<span lang="ko">만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비트짜리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니야</span>.” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼굴에다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">나에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span>600<span lang="ko">만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비트를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빚진</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>. <span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부품들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">값싼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니거든</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어</span>, <span lang="ko">우리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사이다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대접해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줄까</span>?” <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">견과류</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없이</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">으쓱했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그것도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋지</span>.”</p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal">안녕하세요 JKRowling입니다.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">최근에 다시 기숙사로 돌아갔습니다. 이제 번역은 느려집니다. 인내심으로 기다려야 할듯.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">근데 작가가 하드코어로 약 빨았는 듯 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p> <p class="MsoNormal">아니 뭐여 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 사이보그 브레이번??? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p> <p class="MsoNormal">사이보그 포니 찾았는데 이거랑 비슷할 듯. 다리 3개만 철이였으면 완벽했을텐데 ㅋㅋ</p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201503/1427698366xKJi6aSUraT7wGq.png" width="800" height="800" alt="_53_brony174_ready_to_entertain_you_by_ashidaru-d5zljlu.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">그리고 이거 스핀오프도 있어요.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201503/1427698534PMkXozitjwA3guvZ8JxGVFkHK2JgqOw.jpg" width="800" height="540" alt="zoqcj.JPG" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">사이보그 브레이번의 모험</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">사실 아직 안 읽어봤지만 나중에 읽어봐야지.</div><br></div>댓글 많이 남겨놓고 가세요. 그럼 ㅂㅂ <p></p>
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