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    약빨/욕설주의/번역) A Dream Ch.2-18
    <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201504/1430119539OFcDYdUmiCv4wccUxGTL.jpg" width="640" height="586" alt="let__s_get_drunk_by_totallynotabronyfim-d5h2yzc (1).jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream" style="color:#0000ff;text-decoration:none;">http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream</a></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">제목: A Dream</div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">작가: totallynotabrony</div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <hr></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><i>작가 코멘트:</i></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>이퀘스트리아에 던져진 한 남자는 용기와 끈기, 그리고 인내심으로 세상을 바꾸려 했지만...매우 안타깝게도 그는 정신 나간데다 충동적이고 포니입니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>웃기는 냥이 비디오와 절묘하게 함께 있는 양말 안의 벽돌처럼, A Dream은 현실 세계의 시니시즘, 미국 총기 문화, 알코올 남용이 서로 만나서 사춘기 전의 여자아이들을 위한 쇼에 엮이면 어떻게 될지 보여줍니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>당신이 인간이 이퀘스트리아에 떨어지는 이야기를 쓰려던 때를 떠올려보세요. 하지만 명백하게도 자기 소망을 이루기 위한 딸딸이처럼 보여서 멈췄겠죠? 뭐, 이 이야기는 만약 미친놈에, 거의 소시오패스인 플리머스 발리안트이라는 놈을<span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"> 소개했다면 원래 스토리가 어떻게 됐을까에 대한 것입니다.</span></i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"><i>이놈은 당신의 양말속에 돌을 처넣고 경정맥에 칼빵을 선물해줄 겁니다. 그래야 그가 알록달록한 세상을 구하는 걸 끝낸 후에 테킬라를 좀 더 얻을 수 있거든요.</i></span></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-family:fbgreen, sans-serif;background:transparent;"><i>그리고 로봇들도요.</i></span></p></div></div> <hr style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">주의: 악빨, 욕설,</span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> </span><strike style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">포니</strike><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">, <strike>전여친</strike>, 음모, </span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">군주국, 섹드립, <strike>뱀파이어</strike></span></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></div></div><br><div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>Ch.2-18 A Friend in Deed [진정한 친구!]</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">와서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가발을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾으려</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얻을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을지도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르겠는걸</span>. <span lang="ko">누가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그런걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만든대</span>, <span lang="ko">어쨌든</span>? <span lang="ko">가발쟁이</span>?” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찡그렸다</span>. “<span lang="ko">가발사</span>? <span lang="ko">가발</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제조사</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같은데</span>,” <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">어쨌든</span>, <span lang="ko">고마워</span>, <span lang="ko">안녕</span>!” <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떠났다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">흠</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가발에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전혀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각지도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았는걸</span>. <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미용사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여친</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때부터</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이다</span>. <span lang="ko">걔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가발에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">연습하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">어쨌든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가발이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요하데</span>? <span lang="ko">카드식</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">목록</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마저</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끝내고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쉬기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앉았다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">이퀘스트리아에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">듀우이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">십진분류법이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">존재하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않아</span>, <span lang="ko">결국</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰는</span><span lang="ko"> </span>“<span lang="ko">뭐</span>, <span lang="ko">여기에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맞는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같다</span>,”<span lang="ko">시스템을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다</span>. <span lang="ko">그러므로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">카드식을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만들어야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무책임함을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가만두고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">믿어지지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않는다</span>. <font size="1" color="#7f7f7f">(듀우이 십진분류법: <span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:19.2000007629395px;">도서 관리 체계)</span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">레리티와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스위티</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벨이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어왔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아까</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레인보우가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">널</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었더라</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아직</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필리델피아에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알았는데</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일찍</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아왔어</span>, <span lang="ko">오빠</span>. <span lang="ko">언니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조그마한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사고를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쳤거든</span>,” <span lang="ko">스위티</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벨이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">설명했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이야</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">내가</span>…<span lang="ko">죄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">행인을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뻔했어</span>. <span lang="ko">녀셕이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">딱</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">즙이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">많아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보여서</span>…” <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떻게든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되도록</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빨리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">블루블러드를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">처리해야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해</span>. <span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>, <span lang="ko">발리언트</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">첫</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">번째</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">단계는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">인정하다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이지</span>. <span lang="ko">뱀파이어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">익명조합에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">환영해</span>. <span lang="ko">블루블러드</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">새끼에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말뚝</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">박는데</span>, <span lang="ko">찬성한다</span>. <span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">계획을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">짜고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있거든</span>. <span lang="ko">샤이닝</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아머가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누구인지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있니</span>?”  </p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오빠야</span>. <span lang="ko">곧</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있으면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">결혼한다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그러지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았어</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오</span>, <span lang="ko">너도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있구나</span>? <span lang="ko">좋아</span>. <span lang="ko">어쨌든</span>, <span lang="ko">성에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어갈</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">별명거리라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있거든</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">블루블러드</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">새끼를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">처리하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거지</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그때까지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자신을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제어할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르겠어</span>.” <span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓸쓸해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보였다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그냥</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">평소대로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해</span>. <span lang="ko">신부를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옷을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만든다거나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">레리티가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끄덕였다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그래</span>, <span lang="ko">그게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바쁘게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같네</span>. <span lang="ko">공주를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옷</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이야</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어</span>? <span lang="ko">공주라고</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">어쩜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">결혼식에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해선</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샤이닝이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누굴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">결혼하는지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르니</span>? <span lang="ko">그래</span>, <span lang="ko">케이던스</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공주야</span>, <span lang="ko">셀레스티아</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공주의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조카</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">존나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이상해</span>. <span lang="ko">여기엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왕과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여왕이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없고</span>, <span lang="ko">전혀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓸모</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수많은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공주과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왕자가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있단</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이지</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">레리티가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">으쓱했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그것보단</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제도가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없지</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">멍청한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것</span>! <span lang="ko">민주주의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">강의에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어왔구나</span>!”<font size="1" color="#7f7f7f">(feat. <span lang="ko">대정령</span>)</font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후</span>, <span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기진맥진해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보이는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어왔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아직도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뱀파이어를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있니</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그래</span>. <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">코</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밑에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놓치고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있단</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">느낌이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">드는데</span>, <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르겠어</span>. <span lang="ko">오</span>, <span lang="ko">안녕</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">하얀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">유니콘이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어났다</span>. “<span lang="ko">안녕</span>, <span lang="ko">트와일라잇</span>. <span lang="ko">빨리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가봐야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미안해</span>, <span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시인지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깨달았거든</span>. <span lang="ko">자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가자</span>, <span lang="ko">스위티</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">벨</span>.” <span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">둘이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떠났다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">젠장</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할</span>, <span lang="ko">탈주했다</span>! <span lang="ko">지금부터</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부분에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어가기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작했는데</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">굴렸다</span>. “<span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정치이론보다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중요한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걱정해야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한다고</span>, <span lang="ko">발리언트</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">자유보다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중요한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없어</span>. <span lang="ko">자유</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">죽음을</span>, <span lang="ko">스파클양</span>.” <font size="1" color="#7f7f7f">(Liberty or  death; <span lang="ko">미국</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">독립운동가</span>, <span lang="ko">패드릭</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">헨리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남긴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">명언</span>) </font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">죽음이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나와서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말인데</span>, <span lang="ko">숲에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">송곳니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찍힌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돼지를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾았어</span>. <span lang="ko">이게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뜻인지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">긁었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">어떤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돼지고기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맛에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스위트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">농장에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기꺼이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">납치하겠다고</span>? <span lang="ko">그런데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돼지를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사육하는데</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">질문을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무시하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뜻은</span>, <span lang="ko">뱀파이어가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">큰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동물들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원한다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>. <span lang="ko">포니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">당하기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전까지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시간문제일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뿐이라고</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비밀을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지켜주겠다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">약속했지만</span>, <span lang="ko">과연</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니빌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주민의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안전을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무시할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을까</span>? <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사실</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차원</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여행자라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발견했을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때부터의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도덕적인</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우선</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사항</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">재평가를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사실</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미루고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꿈꾸고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었거나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미쳤다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이론이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">틀렸다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리다</span>. <span lang="ko">아마도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">탐구를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시간이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">된</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">깔깔깔</span>! <span lang="ko">는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">훼이크다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병신들아</span>! <span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만들어야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">바깥에서는</span>, <span lang="ko">날씨는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따듯한데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뜨거움에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도달할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정도였다</span>. <span lang="ko">날씨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">식물이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자라라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이렇게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일부러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가끔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">두었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그런데도</span>, <span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좆같았다</span>. <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">땀나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나뿐만이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있지</span>. </p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그러나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">태양을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">참아냈다</span>. <span lang="ko">왜냐하면</span>, <span lang="ko">거의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">첫</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">번째</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">프로토타입을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">완성해가고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">설계</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">명세서에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의하면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여섯</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만들라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우연의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일치인지</span>, <span lang="ko">아니면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">친구</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">셀레스티아가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조화의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원소를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무기화하라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조언을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">받아들였는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">궁금했다</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">당연하게도</span>, <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개인용도를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일곱</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">번째를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조립하려는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">계획도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">세웠다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">궁금하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만들었는데</span>, <span lang="ko">레인보우</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대쉬가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의리의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원소로서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">복귀할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을는지</span>, <span lang="ko">아니면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조종</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방법을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가르치는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방법을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾아야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는지를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이다</span>. <span lang="ko">길</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너머에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">항상</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곳에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앉아있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">톰을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">흘낏</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봤다</span>. <span lang="ko">그렇지</span>, <span lang="ko">저거야말로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의존할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바위지</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">설계</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">명세서에는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">능력을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넣어야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애매하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰여있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차라리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되도록</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아주</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">간지나게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조립하라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보았다</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어쩌면</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">써먹을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">추가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비결을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">통합할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">태양이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었고</span>, <span lang="ko">목이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말랐다</span>. <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">계속</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작업했다</span>. <span lang="ko">이미</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다음</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">단계를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">계획했거든</span>. <span lang="ko">근본적으로</span>, <span lang="ko">존나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">많은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로켓을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">붙일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>. <span lang="ko">거기에다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날아다니는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇</span>! <b><span lang="ko">오예</span>!</b></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주위를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">둘러보았다</span>. <span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쿨에이드를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마시고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶어졌어</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">태양에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나오려</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레인보우</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대쉬가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부티크에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나오는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보았다</span>. <span lang="ko">보아하니</span>, <span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">논</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">코를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찡그렸다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">냄새</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뱀파이어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회피</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스프레이야</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">농담이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">웃기지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않자</span>, <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문제를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해결해야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">협력</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">단체를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>: <span lang="ko">뱀파이어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">익명조합</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">네가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옳은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">결정을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">믿고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶거든</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어나고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불어봐</span>, <span lang="ko">발리언트</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“‘<span lang="ko">옳은</span>’ <span lang="ko">결정이라고</span>? <span lang="ko">그냥</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">결정하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따라서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옳은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니야</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이니</span>? <span lang="ko">넌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니들의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">목숨을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">살릴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다니까</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">또한</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">약속에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상기시켜줘야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">될</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같아</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누군지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">절대</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알려주지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않겠다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거짓말이겠지</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">넌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">항상</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거짓말하잖아</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">요점이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니야</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하려는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거는</span>, <span lang="ko">너와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다른</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">윤리의식을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가지고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>. ‘<span lang="ko">더욱</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">큰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정의를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해</span>’ <span lang="ko">논쟁에는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이야</span>, <span lang="ko">약속을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깬다면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">목숨을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">구할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되지</span>. <span lang="ko">나쁘다</span>-<span lang="ko">아니면</span>-<span lang="ko">좋다의</span>-<span lang="ko">중간입장의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">논쟁에는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이야</span>, <i><span lang="ko">어떤</span></i><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이유에서든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">약속을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">깨는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비도덕적이라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거지</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">적어도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이거에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각하겠다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">약속해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줘</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">똑똑한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">년이군</span>, <span lang="ko">약속하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하다니</span>. “<span lang="ko">알았어</span>. <span lang="ko">생각하겠다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">약속할게</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그리고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부루퉁해지려고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떠났다</span>. <span lang="ko">저년이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">또</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">심리전에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">능가했다니</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바깥에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나뭇가지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밑에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쉬고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레인보우</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대쉬를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발견한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놀랐다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">헤이</span>, <span lang="ko">왓썹</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오</span>, <span lang="ko">어</span>, <span lang="ko">아무것도</span>.” <span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시선을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">피했고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불편해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보였다</span>. <span lang="ko">뭐</span>, <span lang="ko">얘한테서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">흔히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보이지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">광경인걸</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문제인지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물어보려</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했는데</span>, <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이쪽으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오마이가쉬</span>, <span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우정</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만들기도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">힘드네</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이야</span>,” <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의견을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. <font size="1" color="#7f7f7f">(<span lang="ko">미국식</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">섹드립</span>)</font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오늘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">온종일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열심히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">당나귀를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">재회하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했어</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게네들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그냥</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마구</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무시했어</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가장</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">최고의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">선물을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않았던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것처럼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이야</span>,” <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">투덜거렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바라보았다</span>. “<span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스트립클럽에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶어졌어</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한숨을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쉬었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그리고는</span><span lang="ko"> 거기까지 </span><span lang="ko">널</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">데려가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">달라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하겠지</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">매니악하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">씩</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">웃었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">여행</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">컵케이크를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가져올게</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">알았어</span>, <span lang="ko">알았다고</span>, <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><i><span lang="ko">창녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><span lang="ko">그만</span></i>.” </p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br></p> <p class="MsoNormal">안녕하세요 JKRowling입니다.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">중간고사 때문에 정신이 없네요. 또 2주 기다리게 해서 죄송합니다.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">시간이 남지 않아서 참.... 어쨌든 번역은 조금식 해야겠네요. 시간 너무 많이 잡아먹어요.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">댓글 보는 재미가 있는데 왜 안 쓰세요 ㅠ 반응보는 재미가 있는데.. 써주세요.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">그럼 20000</p></div>
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