<div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1431334379ujKmcEgdfddZSMAHeCYJ9ZpMbcZj.jpg" width="640" height="586" alt="let__s_get_drunk_by_totallynotabronyfim-d5h2yzc (1).jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream" style="color:#0000ff;text-decoration:none;">http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream</a></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">제목: A Dream</div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">작가: totallynotabrony</div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <hr></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><i>작가 코멘트:</i></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>이퀘스트리아에 던져진 한 남자는 용기와 끈기, 그리고 인내심으로 세상을 바꾸려 했지만...매우 안타깝게도 그는 정신 나간데다 충동적이고 포니입니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>웃기는 냥이 비디오와 절묘하게 함께 있는 양말 안의 벽돌처럼, A Dream은 현실 세계의 시니시즘, 미국 총기 문화, 알코올 남용이 서로 만나서 사춘기 전의 여자아이들을 위한 쇼에 엮이면 어떻게 될지 보여줍니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>당신이 인간이 이퀘스트리아에 떨어지는 이야기를 쓰려던 때를 떠올려보세요. 하지만 명백하게도 자기 소망을 이루기 위한 딸딸이처럼 보여서 멈췄겠죠? 뭐, 이 이야기는 만약 미친놈에, 거의 소시오패스인 플리머스 발리안트이라는 놈을<span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"> 소개했다면 원래 스토리가 어떻게 됐을까에 대한 것입니다.</span></i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"><i>이놈은 당신의 양말속에 돌을 처넣고 경정맥에 칼빵을 선물해줄 겁니다. 그래야 그가 알록달록한 세상을 구하는 걸 끝낸 후에 테킬라를 좀 더 얻을 수 있거든요.</i></span></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ｍｓ ｐゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-family:fbgreen, sans-serif;background:transparent;"><i>그리고 로봇들도요.</i></span></p></div></div> <hr style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">주의: 악빨, 욕설,</span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> </span><strike style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">포니</strike><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">, 음모, </span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">군주국, 섹드립, <strike>뱀파이어</strike>, 한포니 대본</span></div></div><br><div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>Ch.2-20 It's About Time [미래에서 온 트와일라잇!]</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다가오는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열어주었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">헤이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얘들아</span>. <span lang="ko">너희</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">배고파</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보인다</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">당연하제</span>,” <span lang="ko">애플잭이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">건초열에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">당하면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">힘도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓴다</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끔찍했어</span>!” <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불평했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아파서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하루</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">종일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아무것도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹었어</span>,” <span lang="ko">레인보우가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">인정했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">정말</span>?” <span lang="ko">문</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">근처로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">온</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그럼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어와</span>. <span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을지도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모를걸</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그럴지도</span>,” <span lang="ko">레리티가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나간다</span>,” <span lang="ko">들어오는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지나치며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. <span lang="ko">트와일라잇의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지역</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뱀파이어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수색에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도망쳐야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">무엇보다도</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">존나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">낄낄거려서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비밀을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">털어놓을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들켰을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떻게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반응할지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모르겠다</span>. <span lang="ko">최악의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경우</span>, <span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지역</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지부인</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뱀파이어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">익명조합을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작해야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할지도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모른다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">메어인블랙에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">배달될</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">프로토타입</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">손보고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그것은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아직도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작업이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요했지만</span>, <span lang="ko">나중에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">된다</span>. <span lang="ko">쓸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">충분한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시스템이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가동될</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만큼은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시동</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸어서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스위트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">농장까지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쿵쿵거리며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내려갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">증류기를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">실험하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는데</span>, <span lang="ko">사과가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요했다</span>. <span lang="ko">발효</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사과술</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">분</span>?</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">빅</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">매킨토시와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">브레이번이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">과수원에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수확하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발견했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이런</span>, <span lang="ko">이런</span>, <span lang="ko">이런</span>, <span lang="ko">너희</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거니</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수확</span><font color="#7f7f7f">(applebucking)</font><span lang="ko">하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다</span>,” <span lang="ko">브레이번이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">거참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">흥미롭네</span>. <span lang="ko">왜냐하면</span>, <span lang="ko">너희</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">둘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가족이잖아</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이중</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">섹드립이니</span>?” <span lang="ko">빅맥이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아마도</span>. <span lang="ko">어쨌든</span>, <span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부셸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하나가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요해</span>, <span lang="ko">친절하시다면</span>. <span lang="ko">메커니즘은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어때</span>, <span lang="ko">브레이번</span>?” <font size="1" color="#7f7f7f">(<span lang="ko">부셸</span>: <span lang="ko">곡물</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">등의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중량</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">단위</span>, 27.2kg)</font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">항상</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그렇지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐</span>,” <span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">금속</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">관절을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">굽히며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대답했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">아직도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">힘들긴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하지만</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꺼질</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없으며</span>, <span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">귀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">매우</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">예민했다</span>. <span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠자리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아주</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어둡고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조용해야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한다</span>. <span lang="ko">그래도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">점은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">근본적으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">슈퍼포니다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">최근에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부러트렸니</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아니</span>, <span lang="ko">저번</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주까지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었어</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐</span>, <span lang="ko">그거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소식이네</span>.” <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빅맥한테서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사과를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아갔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">증류기는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밖에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">설치되었었다</span>. <span lang="ko">증류기에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사과를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더했다</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거기에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동안에</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">설치한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">축소판</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">석유정제시설을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">살펴봤다</span>. <span lang="ko">그런대로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">괜찮은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로켓</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">석유를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얻기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">최선을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다했다</span>. <span lang="ko">그렇습니다</span>, <span lang="ko">이거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇에다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">겁니다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">제유법을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">설치하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">존나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어려웠다</span>. <span lang="ko">그래</span>, <span lang="ko">그냥</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조그마한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원유를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">분리할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있지</span>, <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">품질</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생산물을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찍어내는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">데는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상급</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">화학</span>…<span lang="ko">아니면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마법이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도움을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">준다면</span>, <span lang="ko">그녀에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상당한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">양의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발리언트사</span>® <span lang="ko">주식을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">준다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">약속했다</span>. <span lang="ko">운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋게도</span>, <span lang="ko">회사는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아직도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">근본적으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가치가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없다</span>. <span lang="ko">적어도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">협상해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이사회</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자리에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얹어주겠다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">그건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원래</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나한테서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원했던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이지만</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">원유가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비버리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">힐빌리즈처럼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부글부글했다</span>. <span lang="ko">만족하자</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">케이크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조각</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹으러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">슈거큐브</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">코너로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">가는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">길에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만났다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알았는데</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어</span>, <span lang="ko">발리언트</span>. <span lang="ko">미래에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일어난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끔찍한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경고하러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔다니까</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그래서</span>… <span lang="ko">넌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여기에도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다고</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭐</span>, <span lang="ko">근본적으로</span>, <span lang="ko">그러겠네</span>. <span lang="ko">있잖아</span>, <span lang="ko">시간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여행</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때문에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놀라지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누군가에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋은걸</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">도움을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고맙지</span>. <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">언제부터</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시간과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공간을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">혼자서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이동할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있으면서</span>, <span lang="ko">계속해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차원에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있니</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안에</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이동</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주문은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">캔틀롯</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보관소의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">턱수염</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스타스월</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">관에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발견할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아하</span>, <span lang="ko">그럼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나중에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꼭</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말해줄게</span>. <span lang="ko">그러면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이제</span>, <span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끔찍한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">막으려고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거니</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오</span>, <span lang="ko">너무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끔찍했어</span>! <span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">간신히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">탈주했거든</span>, <span lang="ko">내—</span>” <span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">섬광과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함께</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사라졌다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이런</span>, <span lang="ko">거참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기묘하네</span>.” <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">으쓱하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">길을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸었다</span>. <span lang="ko">케이크는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누구를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기다려주진</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않는다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">이후</span>, <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">굴착</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">허가증</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상태를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">확인하러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회관으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">종종걸음을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걷었다</span>. <span lang="ko">아직</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그거에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마켓이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었지만</span>, <span lang="ko">두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">번째</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">유정에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">투자했다</span>. <span lang="ko">수요가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올라가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">공급이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맞춰질</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>. <span lang="ko">아마도</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">일이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끝나고</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시장과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함께</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어울렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">그녀에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마을이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">석유</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">설득했다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그녀에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">캠페인의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기여자가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되겠다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했지만</span>, <span lang="ko">그녀는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정치적</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로빙의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개념을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이해하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같았다</span>. <span lang="ko">병신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지명된</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같으니</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">다음엔</span>, <span lang="ko">도서관으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">돌아갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">친구들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아직도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">궁금했다</span>. <span lang="ko">문을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열어보니</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭔가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끈적한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밟았다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">네</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발짜리의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">점은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바닥을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조사하기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몸을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">많이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">구부릴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없었다</span>. <span lang="ko">바닥에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조그마한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빨간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">웅덩이가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">누구</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어요</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불렀다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오</span>, <span lang="ko">안녕</span>, <span lang="ko">발리언트</span>,” <span lang="ko">부엌에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나오는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">모두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어디</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔어</span>?” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">다들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조그마한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사고를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">당했어</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뜻이야</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">장님이니</span>? <span lang="ko">여기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봐봐</span>! <span lang="ko">토마토</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주스가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여기저기에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다니까</span>! <span lang="ko">나머지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얘들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개울에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내려가서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">씻어내려고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수영하러</span><span 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