<div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201308/1375979669dVJWrysEvuVGxJjFATIuX33zvM.jpg" width="480" height="640" alt="ㅂㄸㅈ.jpg" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 1.5; border: none" /></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">처음으로 유머글을 써서 자신감이 없으므로 음슴체로 쓰겠습니다.</span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div>때는 바람만 불어도 슨다는 고1때의 어느날</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">멀리가기 귀찮다는 이유로 우리학교는 소풍을 근처의 큰산으로감</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">알다시피 큰산 주차장에는 여러가지를 많이 팔고</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">또 형형색색 등산복을 입은 아줌마 아저씨들이 많음</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">주차장에서 몇시까지 정상찍고 오라는 지시듣고</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">친구들이랑 정상가기 싫어서 빈둥대며 돌아다니는데</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">어느 가게를 지나가는데 좌판에 이상한게 있음</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">가보니까 '벌떡주'라고 뚜껑이 남성의 성기같이 생긴 술이 있음</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">자세히 살펴보니 이것은 아저씨들 힘낼때 먹는 술임</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">나랑 친구들이 그술보고 </span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">"야 시X 아저씨들은 저런거 먹어야 스나봨ㅋㅋㅋ 우린 잘서서 문젠뎈ㅋㅋ"</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">하면서 개 쪼갬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">파시는 아줌마도 허허 하시고 다같이 뭔가 우스운 분위기였는데</span> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">뒤를 돌아봤더니 </span><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">우리뒤에 그 술을 사려는 아저씨와 눈이 마주쳤고</span><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span> <div><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">얼굴이 붉어진 아저씨는 와이프한테 등짝 스매싱을 얻어맞고</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">지나가는 산악회 아줌마들 빵 터지셨음</span><br style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px" /></div></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px">ps) 그렇게 한참을 놀다 정상까지 가려고 한 티는 내려고 친구들이랑 걸어 올라가는데</span></div> <div><span style="font-family: gulim; font-size: 13px; line-height: 23px"><br /></span></div> <div><font face="gulim" size="2"><span style="line-height: 23px"><br /></span></font></div> <div><font face="gulim" size="2"><span style="line-height: 23px">저 위에서 아까 그 산악회 아주머니들께서 "아이구 잘서는 총각들이네 ㅎㅎ" 하시면서 홍삼캔디 주셨음</span></font></div></div>
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