<div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201506/1434275385jEhRYxBuTxvO26n.jpg" width="640" height="586" alt="let__s_get_drunk_by_totallynotabronyfim-d5h2yzc (1).jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream" style="color:#0000ff;text-decoration:none;">http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13723/a-dream</a></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">제목: A Dream</div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">작가: totallynotabrony</div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <hr></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><i>작가 코멘트:</i></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>이퀘스트리아에 던져진 한 남자는 용기와 끈기, 그리고 인내심으로 세상을 바꾸려 했지만...매우 안타깝게도 그는 정신 나간데다 충동적이고 포니입니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>웃기는 냥이 비디오와 절묘하게 함께 있는 양말 안의 벽돌처럼, A Dream은 현실 세계의 시니시즘, 미국 총기 문화, 알코올 남용이 서로 만나서 사춘기 전의 여자아이들을 위한 쇼에 엮이면 어떻게 될지 보여줍니다.</i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i>당신이 인간이 이퀘스트리아에 떨어지는 이야기를 쓰려던 때를 떠올려보세요. 하지만 명백하게도 자기 소망을 이루기 위한 딸딸이처럼 보여서 멈췄겠죠? 뭐, 이 이야기는 만약 미친놈에, 거의 소시오패스인 플리머스 발리안트이라는 놈을<span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"> 소개했다면 원래 스토리가 어떻게 됐을까에 대한 것입니다.</span></i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><i> </i></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;"><i>이놈은 당신의 양말속에 돌을 처넣고 경정맥에 칼빵을 선물해줄 겁니다. 그래야 그가 알록달록한 세상을 구하는 걸 끝낸 후에 테킬라를 좀 더 얻을 수 있거든요.</i></span></p> <p class="font_8" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-size:13px;line-height:normal;font-family:Arial, 'ms pゴシック', 'ms pgothic', '돋움', dotum, helvetica, sans-serif;color:#181717;background:transparent;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;font-family:fbgreen, sans-serif;background:transparent;"><i>그리고 로봇들도요.</i></span></p></div></div> <hr style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">주의: 악빨, 욕설,</span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> </span><strike style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">포니</strike><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">, 음모, </span><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;">군주국, <strike>공돌이</strike>, <strike>뱀파이어</strike>, <strike>당뇨병</strike>, <strike>협박질</strike></span></div></div><br style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-family:gulim;"><div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">Ch.2-24 MMMMystery on the Friendship Express [특급열차 케이크 난도질 사건!]</div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">처음엔</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뱀파이어가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">간지나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알았다</span>. <span lang="ko">너무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쿨해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무심코</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말해버린다</span>, “<span lang="ko">그래</span>, <span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">언데드야</span>. <span lang="ko">불만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있냐</span>?” <span lang="ko">거기다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">초감각</span>, <span lang="ko">힘</span>, <span lang="ko">속도를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얻는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대신에</span>, <span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">변화</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때문에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">즐거운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마음으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고기를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그리고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">국제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">디저트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대회를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놓치는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">단점이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다</span>. <span lang="ko">왜냐하면</span>, <span lang="ko">끔찍하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">죽은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무언가를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빼고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아무것도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹는다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병신같아</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">뱀파이어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되었으니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">계속</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병신같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">드립쳐야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">될</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같아</span>. <span lang="ko">이것</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병신같아</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">네</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기분이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떤지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알아</span>,” <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">네가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대화</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span>‘<span lang="ko">병신</span>’<span lang="ko">이라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">단어를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어본</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">적이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같아</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뜻이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니거든</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그러면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거니</span>? <span lang="ko">거시기</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아니</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span>, <span lang="ko">우리의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">유감스러운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상태</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때문에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">디저트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대회를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놓치는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">뭐</span>, <span lang="ko">그게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이해가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되네</span>. <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도서관에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레리티의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">임시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숙소를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떠나서</span>, <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">케이크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부부의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">악마의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마즈팬</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마즈카푼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머랭</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">케이크를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기차에다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싣는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도와주러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">걔는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">짧게</span><span lang="ko"> </span>MMMM<span lang="ko">이라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불렀다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말해주지</span>, <span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">씨벌넘의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">케이크구만</span>. <span lang="ko">빅맥이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끙끙거리며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기차역까지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가져가는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">본</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">적어도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span>, <span lang="ko">근처에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">서서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도움되는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것처럼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보이는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">프랑스</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그리핀</span>, <span lang="ko">영국인</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">노새</span>, <span lang="ko">포니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">조는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">캔틀랏에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">살지만</span>, <span lang="ko">브루클린에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">온</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것처럼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발음이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">진짜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이름이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사실</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도넛이라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알았다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">다른</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도착했다</span>. <span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모두가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대회로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">간다</span>. <span lang="ko">핑키는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다른</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">요리사를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의심했다</span>. <span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넷은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">서로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누구의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">디저트가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이길지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">영양가가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">논쟁을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해댔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">심해지기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해산시켰다</span>. “<span lang="ko">역시</span>, <span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내일에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대회에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">참가하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같죠</span>? <span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쉬어야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하니까</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">휴전하죠</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">필요</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없어</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">이건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우정</span><span lang="ko"> </span><i><span lang="ko">특급</span></i><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열차야</span>. <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이름값도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기차를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보고만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없어서</span>, <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">개선</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했지</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애플루사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열차에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작업</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">덕분에</span>, <span lang="ko">철도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회사가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기쁘게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고용했거든</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">뭘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그래</span>?” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의심스럽게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">우와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마치</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원자로라도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">장착한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말하네</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기압</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올리고</span>, <span lang="ko">지름이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">큰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바퀴로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바꾸고</span>, <span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">효율성을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">높게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다듬었다니까</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오</span>, <span lang="ko">나쁘지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거—</span>”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">배</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빨라</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레인보우</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대쉬만이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정확히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼마나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빠른지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같다</span>. <span lang="ko">하지만</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">운이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋았다</span>. <span lang="ko">열차의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가속도는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">철제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">철로에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">철제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바퀴의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마찰력에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제안되어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">하마터면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맛있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">디저트들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중력가속도에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찌그려질</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뻔했다</span>. </p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맛있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">디저트들이다</span>. <span lang="ko">젠장</span>, <span lang="ko">언데드는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">병신같아</span>. <span lang="ko">할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없어서</span>, <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앉아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떻게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정말로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원자로를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">장착할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">계획을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">궁리했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">아니</span>, <span lang="ko">잠깐</span>, <span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중요한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">계획을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">궁리해야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하잖아</span>. <span lang="ko">예를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전술</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">폭약이라든지</span>. <span lang="ko">퀘벡에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">온</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여자애와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">헤어진</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불어를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잊어버리기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해서</span>, <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">독일어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수업을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">그러나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">실수로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다른</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">교과서를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">암기해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">버려서</span>, <span lang="ko">머릿속에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빈티지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대전차</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">계획이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">박혀버렸다</span>. <span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">요즈음에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">진짜로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조립하기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">재료들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모았다</span>. <span lang="ko">그것은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><i><span lang="ko">판저파우스트</span></i><span lang="ko">다</span>. <span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">상상하기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">감았다</span>. </p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">어쨌든</span>, <span lang="ko">기차는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">순조롭게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">움직였고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">괜찮게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">진행되고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었는데</span>, <span lang="ko">터널로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전까지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이다</span>. <span lang="ko">우리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">터널을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나왔을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때는</span>, MMMM<span lang="ko">는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">난도질당했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가쉬</span>! <span lang="ko">누가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">짓을</span>?” <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리쳤다</span>. “<span lang="ko">우리의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마즈팬</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마즈카푼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머랭</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">케이크를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누군가가</span>… <span lang="ko">망가트렸어</span>!”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떻게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했느냐</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">덧붙었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그래</span>, <span lang="ko">나에겐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뱀파이어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시력이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었지만</span>, <span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">터널을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지나갔을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우연히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">닫혀있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">그래서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그랬는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">누가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끔찍한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">짓을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾겠어</span>,” <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">심각하게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">아니</span>, <span lang="ko">할지가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니라</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했는지야</span>,” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고쳐줬다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끄덕였다</span>. “<span lang="ko">그래</span>, <span lang="ko">했는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했었는지</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">추리소설</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">읽어봤는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">범인을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밝킬</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">유리한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방법은</span>, <span lang="ko">바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수사를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니야</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">나한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방법이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그래</span>?” <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">증명해봐</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미신이라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">증명할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게</span>.” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">씨익</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">웃었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">집에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">따라</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마세요</span>. <span lang="ko">저는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전문가입니다</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">종을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">치고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기차</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차장이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">칸에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어왔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">무엇을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도와드릴까요</span>?”<span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">메모지와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">연필</span> 9<span lang="ko">개를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가져와—</span>” <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">새로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스프링식</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나이프를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">아니면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">매</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">분마다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">인질을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하나하나씩</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">죽일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거니까</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">열차</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뛰어갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조그마한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곡조를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">흥얼거리며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나머지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얘들을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나이프로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위협했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">나중에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원하던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">것을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얻은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후에</span>, <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">집합한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">군중</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">중에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하나씩</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">연필과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">종이를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줬다</span>. “<span lang="ko">거기다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각하는지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">적어봐</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">몇</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">분</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후</span>, <span lang="ko">모두가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후에</span>, <span lang="ko">종이를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걷었다</span>. <span lang="ko">제빵사들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">서로를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">탓했다</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대답은</span>, <span lang="ko">레리티한테서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나왔다</span>. <i><span lang="ko">제발</span>, </i><i><span lang="ko">그건</span><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><span lang="ko">플러터샤이와</span><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><span lang="ko">레인보우였다니까</span>.</i><i><span lang="ko">게네들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><span lang="ko">하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><span lang="ko">걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><u><span lang="ko">넌</span></u><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span></i><i><span lang="ko">봤니</span>?</i></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">범인은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">플러터샤이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">레인보우야</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발표했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">너무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맛있었어</span>,” <span lang="ko">플러터샤이가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">못</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">살아</span>, <span lang="ko">나도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그랬어</span>,” <span lang="ko">레인보우가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동의했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">너희는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나쁜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니니까</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반성해야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">우와</span>,” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>. “<span lang="ko">수사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방법은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방법이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아니었구나</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끄덕였다</span>. “<span lang="ko">미신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">종결</span>. <span lang="ko">오</span>, <span lang="ko">봐봐</span>, <span lang="ko">또</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다른</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">터널이야</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">우리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">터널</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반대쪽으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때는</span>, <span lang="ko">다른</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">셋</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">디저트도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">망쳐졌다</span>. <span lang="ko">혼란</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">속</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가운데서</span>, <span lang="ko">레리티가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">째려봤다</span>. <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">입을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">핥아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부스러기를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없앴다</span>. <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">삼키면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아프게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하겠지만</span>, <span lang="ko">너무나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맛있었다</span>. <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뱉을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곳을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾아야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한다</span>. <span lang="ko">거참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좆같은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">언데드</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후에</span>, <span lang="ko">핑키와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다른</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">요리사는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">휴전했다</span>. <span lang="ko">지금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아무도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대회에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">기여할</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">작품이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없기에</span>, <span lang="ko">그들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">디저트를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하나로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">통합하려</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다</span>. <span lang="ko">어떻게든</span>, <span lang="ko">핑키가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">케이크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">재료를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가지고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어서</span>, <span lang="ko">엉망이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">된</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">요리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">반죽에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어갔다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">우린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">디저트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">디저트를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">넣는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거야</span>!” <span lang="ko">그녀가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리쳤다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그래야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">당뇨병이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생기면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">당뇨병이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생기는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거지</span>,” <span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">덧붙었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">그거에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">농담하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마</span>,” <span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꾸짖었다</span>. “<span lang="ko">청소년</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">당뇨병은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">심각한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문제야</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">오</span>, <span lang="ko">너희</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이퀘스트리아한테도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다고</span>? <span lang="ko">그것도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미국의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문제야</span>. <span lang="ko">건강하지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">식습관과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">관련되어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있지</span>. <span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">네가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사람보다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">판단력이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다며</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">적</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없어</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">적어도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">네가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">번</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정도는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그렇게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각했다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각하거든</span>.”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">아마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맞았던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">듯이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트와일라잇이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">으르렁거렸다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">우리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">캔틀롯에서</span>, <span lang="ko">기차에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">프랭크</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">슈타인</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">디저트를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가져갔다</span>. <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">도시에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몸을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숨기고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶었다</span>. <span lang="ko">만약을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대비해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">메어인블랙이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">찾고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있다면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말이다</span>. <span lang="ko">아직</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">로봇의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조립을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끝내지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못했었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쉽게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">발각될</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">까봐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나머지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니들과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">성에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머물지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않고</span>, <span lang="ko">호텔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">투숙했다</span>. <span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숙박부에</span><span lang="ko"> </span>“<span lang="ko">포드</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머스탱</span>”<span lang="ko">이라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">적었다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">넌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머스탱</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가문에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">포니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아닌</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같은데</span>,” <span lang="ko">카운터</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뒤에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">수말이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말했다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“<span lang="ko">저에겐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">질병이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어요</span>. <span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열쇠</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주시면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">될까요</span>?”</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">그가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열쇠를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">줬지만</span>, <span lang="ko">아직도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">의심하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같았다</span>. <span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자리에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만든</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가명이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이미</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">임자가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었다니</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위층에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">방으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올라가서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">죽은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">듯이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잤다</span>.</p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"></p> <p> </p></div></div><br><div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>안녕하세요 JKRowling입니다.</div> <div>이제 전 기말고사 끝나서 여름방학에 들어갔어요.</div> <div>이제 겨우 대학교 1학년을 끝마치고 집에 돌아왔지요.</div> <div>2주 동안은 기말고사 때문에 번역 못하고 있었는데, 미리 말씀 드리지 못해서 죄송합니다.</div> <div>이번 에피소드 끝나고 바로 시즌2 피날레를 번역할 겁니다. 완전 깽판 종결자니까 기대하십시오.</div> <div><br></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:serif;font-size:17.6000003814697px;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-align:justify;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;">“This sucks,” I said to Rarity. I thought for a moment. “Now that I’m a vampire, I feel like I’m making a pun every time I say something sucks. That sucks, too.”</span></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:serif;font-size:17.6000003814697px;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-align:justify;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;">“I don’t think I’ve ever heard you use the word ‘sucks’ in conversation before.”</span></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:serif;font-size:17.6000003814697px;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-align:justify;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-align:justify;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;"><font size="2">작가가 드립을 오지게 썼더군요. Suck의 뜻을 전부다 쓰다니...</font></span></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-align:justify;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;"><font size="2">작가의 의도는</font></span></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-align:justify;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;"><font size="2">1. 피를 빨다</font></span></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-align:justify;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;"><font size="2">2. 이건 별루다</font></span></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;font-size:small;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;text-align:justify;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;font-size:small;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;text-align:justify;">이 단어를 통합 할 방법을 몰라서 쩔쩔매다가 주위에 물어봤는데, 결국은 의역하게 되네요.</span></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;font-size:small;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;text-align:justify;">주위 분들에게 감사를 드립니다.</span></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;font-size:small;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;text-align:justify;"></span> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201506/1434276112sx9uX2sPJFUoZZ1WPUJPr8Xr.jpg" width="322" height="463" alt="howto2.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201506/1434276112nPUbrPMiT.jpg" width="320" height="465" alt="howto3.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201506/1434276112LhCPewok5XvPqFOQf4Xdr9kXNqx.jpg" width="313" height="458" alt="howto4.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">그러면 핑키 말을 잘 듣으세요 ^^</div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre;"> </span>ㅂㅂ</div> <div><span style="color:#333333;font-size:small;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;text-align:justify;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;font-size:small;line-height:31.6800003051758px;text-indent:52.8000030517578px;text-align:justify;"></span> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201506/1434276176nQvwsips1N6ud2KJ.jpg" width="800" height="131" alt="핑키.JPG" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;"></div><br></div>
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